When I 1st heard Audrey Hepburn sing \"These are a couple of of my favorite things\" in the evergreen movie \"My fair Lady\", I by no means thought I\'d have an occasion to present my own list some day. But you know what they say, \"Each dog has his day\", and I got mine too. This Christmas, my dear owner in my eyes, is no less wonderful than Audrey Hepburn herself, has asked me for a list of 10 things that I want. And God! I can\'t wait to get started.
o The 1st and foremost factor I want is to have my own bean bag, in front of the television. With my own Bean Bag, I can be a part of the prime time audience.
o I also want to have my own vehicle and a driver, so that I can go for long drives as and when I want. Oh what enjoyable would it be, to just hop on to the back seat of a convertible, have the wind blowing in my face and to have no one pushing me to the extreme corner of the auto seat. I can\'t wait to lie back and say to myself, \"Now that\'s the way to live!
o One factor I generally dream of is to have a cupboard full of dog bones, in all flavors - chicken, pork, mutton, egg and even fish! I can chew on it all day and treat my palate to my heart\'s leisure. That\'s called obtaining a real taste of life!
o One more factor that has generally been a secret passion for me is to have cat in my captivity. But something tells me, this wish of mine will stay a wish taking into consideration my owner goes \"Oh chooo chweet\" every single time she sees a cat at her window still, sitting majestically - a lot to my rising blood pressure!
o 1 thing I have generally dreamt doing is to fly 1st class. After all, my owner has continually made me really feel that I deserve the preferred! I would love to lie back in the comfy cozy chairs I see in the tv ads, be served chicken/mutton soup, with chop lambs and a jug of my favorite milk that I can maintain lapping up whilst admiring the clouds and the sky outside. I would love to be on cloud nine literally, this X\'mas.
o I also want a nice huge bed all to myself. Even though I have been supplied a decent bed and I am practically the master of the whole home (at least my owner tells me so), I still would love to have a master bed, where I can sleep without having to worry about stretching too much. Occasionally, I feel I do not manage to catch the other dogs and cats in my dreams, mainly because I do not have that a lot of space to run whilst dreaming.
o I also desperately want a mobile phone. You might not think me, but I do have very a few local friends. They are cool dudes and it is nice to meet them when I go for my walks. But there are times when I\'m finding bored in the house. No cat or mouse in the home to hold my attention and no maids or squirrels to bark at. That\'s when you feel like just calling up your friends.
o I would love to have my own personal shrink. There are so countless issues I want him to analyze for me, specifically my dreams. I want to know why I only dream to cats and dogs and chasing them unsuccessfully all over town. I wonder if I have any karmic debts to settle with them or is it just my ID, my ego or the super ego that is causing me so much of heartburn.
o You may come across this funny but I would also love to have a skateboard for myself. You know how it is. Sometimes you just feel so tired. I do want to go out for a walk, but I somehow don't have the energy to walk. At such to just step on to the skateboard and look around. Now that would be a real smooth walk, don\'t you believe?
o And last, but not the least, I would like to have my own ATM card. There are times when you really feel like indulging in something particular, but my owner does not fully grasp precisely what I want. That\'s when I really feel my ATM card would be pretty useful. I can just go and withdraw income and head straight for the nearest dog store and purchase whatever goodies I feel like consuming. With time I could possibly even cajole my owner to get me my own credit card. I have seen how simple it becomes when you have 1. Then I can got o the jazziest dog store and have a blast.
Come to believe of it, my list can go on and on, but I have been told to stop at 10 issues for now. I can\'t wait for December and the jingle bells ringing. With my wish list all set for my pretty own Santa Clause, I have already began my countdown. I am going to be the happiest dog this Christmas with all my wishes set to be fulfilled. And all those who love my type and me, please come forward and join me in chorus to say \"Amen\" to that. Soon, I shall call all of you from my mobile and thank you all personally for all your beneficial wishes. Merry X\'mas!
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